Pharoahe Monch-as Rapped by Africula

Alan Johnson
2 min readJan 19, 2023


Hey hoe, get up off our dough

You’re done fucking up our financial flow

The poor refuse to be poor any more

Hey hoe

Not paying reparations is a sin

Anti-Blackness is not a win

Don’t get me started on what you do to your own kin

Only on racism & sexism do you depend

Hey hoe

No civil rights record is your boast

Your hate flows coast to coast

So sing along with this roast

Hey hoe

It ain’t ‘bout just voting no more

Cause Reparations helps the world restore

A loving life, my Cherie amour

Hey hoe

I ain’t gonna tell you no more

Can’t be a robbery when the shit is already yours

Temporarily held by a group who wants more & more & more

Though social justice is not what they stand for

So hey hoe

That’s right we want our loot now

Don’t care that racism is your sacred vow

No more stalling with studies, not even a few

Like you don’t know what to do

Don’t care if you feel screwed

Pay your debt patriotically that’s the Black view

Hey hoe

Reparation is on the way

Glory to you & yours only after y’all’’ pay


And still have a diabolic plan

Hey hoe



Alan Johnson

Africula is a story about a non-biting vampire who lives in Detroit. Finally starting to get my abs back, the older I get the longer it takes. Oh, well