Dear Momma

My earliest memories of you is your beauty, pride and intelligent independence. It’s why I’m hyper-proud and independent today. I trust that those character traits are still driving you for you have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to any of your children (especially me since I was always the primary cause for your use of Excedrin) for like my GRANDMOTHER no other MOTHER could have ever done as good a job of raising her children as you.